Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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serenitylovesbritain:

Canada had a rough year in 2012

serenitylovesbritain:

Canada had a rough year in 2012

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daysofstorm:

johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

blackbirdblade:

fabulips:

pixieprincesslittle:

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

ITS A BABY DRAGON

baby no don’t eat your tail

Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

"I AM SPARKS."
"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."
Baby Smaug, Roll Out.

daysofstorm:

johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

blackbirdblade:

fabulips:

pixieprincesslittle:

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

ITS A BABY DRAGON

baby no don’t eat your tail

Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

"I AM SPARKS."

"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."

Baby Smaug, Roll Out.

(via achtu2g)

steampanic:

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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(Source: kul5ara, via achtu2g)

thisfeliciaday:

dutchster:

this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos

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Amazing

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mapletaurus:

For those who confuse “could care less” and “couldn’t care less” here is the greatest unprofessional chart you will ever see.

mapletaurus:

For those who confuse “could care less” and “couldn’t care less” here is the greatest unprofessional chart you will ever see.

(via 96gummyworms)

interrobangphan:

anyanka-eg:

roachpatrol:

these snakes are prettier than most people

The last one looks positively chipper and glad to be alive

I saw the first one and I was like It’s another Slytherin pride post, hell yeah and then I saw the rest and now I’m like SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES! BECAUSE HOW CAN ANYONE HATE SNAKES WHEN THEY’RE THAT PRETTY?!

(Source: janechehova, via 96gummyworms)

the logic of creepy old men on dating sites who prefer younger women

theconcealedweapon:

Middle-Aged Man: I prefer women aged 18-22.

18-Year-Old Woman: I prefer men aged 18-22.

Middle-Aged Man: HOW DARE YOU!!!! AGE IS JUST A NUMBER!!!!

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witchyroses:

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

I want to give this kid 10 bucks.

(Source: meanplastic, via 96gummyworms)

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