Canada had a rough year in 2012
ITS A BABY DRAGON
baby no don’t eat your tail
Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.
"I AM SPARKS."
"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."
Baby Smaug, Roll Out.
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
these snakes are prettier than most people
The last one looks positively chipper and glad to be alive
I saw the first one and I was like It’s another Slytherin pride post, hell yeah and then I saw the rest and now I’m like SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES! BECAUSE HOW CAN ANYONE HATE SNAKES WHEN THEY’RE THAT PRETTY?!